The Wank Blog: a masturbation diary

An account of my wanking habit. Hopefully, every wank should end up here.

Monday, November 29, 2004

Sunday Morning Fumble

I was awoken on Sunday morning by my friend wanting to go for breakfast, so I got out of bed earlier than Wanker. I knew I was on a tight time limit, so as soon as i got downstairs, I lay myself down on the front room carpet and unbuttoned my trousers. I pulled the waistband down over my rapidly stiffening cock and began to gently massage it into full stiffness. It didn't take long as I was still in the 'morning wood' state of mind. Once i was fully erect, i began to wank, using my right hand, cupping my balls with my left, stroking my hole gently (i always find this gives good orgasms). I didnt take long to finish, and there was loads of spunk produced, which splashed over my stomach to just over my navel. Nice and thick and stringy. I made sure my balls were fully empty before I used my pants to soak up the mess. A good orgasm, overall, though I have had better.

Saturday, November 27, 2004

rumbled :)

My other half has found this blog, so there's now going to be two of us posting here.

Only one from me so far today. Had a bit of a shagathon this morning and last night. That made me very horny. I didn't get naked, just got my cock out. I didn't hurry. Besides, it took a while to come cos I was shagged out. Not much juice. What there was went on my leg, fingers and shorts: I am under strict instructions not to jizz on the carpet any more! Nice orgasm, mind.

I'm hoping to slip one other one in quickly.

six wanks today

As the original Wanker's partner, i decided to join in with the fun and games. as it was my day off today, I could think of no better way of spending my time than wanking. Clearly, the first was a wake up wank. Since wanker had already got up, I decided to take advantage of the morning wood i had achieved. A nice quick wank with a decidedly sticky conclusion. Numbers 2, 3 and 4 fade into my memory as i often wank to pass the time, however, i feel sure that i probably used some of the porn on my computer to get the orgasm i desired. Wanks number 5 and 6 i spent more time over since i had noticed this blog on the net and decided that nobody could beat me in the wanking stakes, so I made these two last. I am different from Wanker in that I have a good enough imagination that i dont need to watch porn to get to the point of orgasm. I simply imagined some of my cuter colleagues at work to get there under my own steam. And let me tell you, they were fab. Not too much in the way of sticky mess since I had already played four times today, but I was nevertheless impressed by what I produced. These final two lasted for about fifteemminutes each, since I dont take as long to orgasm as Wanker does. They were very enjoyable though, as I have very definite mental pictues of what I would like to do to some of my colleagues (especially when I dont have the opportunity of real sex). More to cum soon !!

Friday, November 26, 2004

porn wank

Was incredibly horny this morning, so decided to indulge in a nice porn-wank. Very hard, and I came very quickly. Not frenzied, just swift. A great orgasm, but not much spunk produced. Easier to clean up!

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

weekend wood

Only two this weekend!

Each of them morning ones. Both times my cock was only semi-hard. I was lying on my front, with the semi-hard penis against my leg (my earliest technique, to which I often revert!). Fairly sticky orgasms, over my leg. Not top-quality, but nice.


Two days of semis. The wanks have been OK, mind, so I'm not too fussed. No real juice today, but it was fun. Lot's of moaning, thrusting and all quite active. Nice! I'm planning on another pre-work quickie, and it seems like I might geta full boner for that.

Monday, November 22, 2004

a better week?

Two, so far this morning. I had such a boner when I woke up (partner off to work early). Lots of groaning and panting (I don't normally do that, I'm usually very quiet). I couldn't tell how juicy it'd been, I just came in my pants and used them to wipe any stray juice.

The second one was after I got up. I must be pretty horny this week. A very quick one while I was getting ready for work.

Friday, November 19, 2004

frenzied friday

More action today than there has been for a while.

Two today. One morning one. Loads of string of clear pre-cum, very frenzied.

One just a little while ago. Again, frenzied! Quite a lot of juice. Very enjoyable!

Thursday, November 18, 2004

monday and tuesday saw

No longer a drought, but still semi-arid.

One wank per day Monday and Tuesday. Same style for each: both used morning glory erections, very firm, quite thick. It was a fairly swift path to a good-quality orgasm, but not frenzied, just determined. I used the same tried and trusted technique each time, namely to lie back, knees raised slightly, legs apart a little, left hand wrapped round the lower part of the shaft. Once I was sated, the spunk oozed over my fingers and leg, no shooting.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

drought ends

Sunday was my first wank in a while. I started with a sleepy one, just to wake up. Reasonable orgasm, spunked in my shorts.

Immediately after I was much more awake, so went for it with more relish. Much firmer erection, more vigorous wank-action (firmer strokes, more side-activities). I was on my back, cock out the right leg, left hand cupping my balls. Took about 30 minutes to come (because I'd recently shot a load). Much more jizz, got some on my t-shirt.

Monday, November 08, 2004

wank drought

Only two since my last post!

One saturday morning (very sleepy, almost no juice).

One Tursday night (dirty... came in my shorts, didn't clean up. A fair amount of stuff. Fingers very sticky!)

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

post-shag horn

i really had the horn this morning.

Took me a little longer to come than normally, but it was worth it!

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

tuesday self-abuse

I didn't wank Sunday or Monday (shagging).

Tuesday I had a morning wank. It started off crap, really. I was a bit sleepy, and couldn't get into it. I was using my "classic" technique, lying on my front. But the boner was not great to start with, and the pleasure from the wank wasn't all it could be. The erection didn't get any better (it was kind of one quarter hard... not even a semi). I rolled onto my front and changed hands and grasped my dick more firmly: much better erection ( three quarters of a full bonk: not its hardest, but to look at it you;d think it was). Much more pleasure from it, also, but hard to "go over the edge" and come. Got up to look at some porn, and that tipped me over to orgasm.

three more wanks on saturday

The third wank of the day: well, I hadn't really lost the boner from number two, so I just got it out and wanked. It took a while to come, but was nice. A few dity pictures helped.

Wank number four: I had to go into the city centre to run an errand, and it stressed me out, so I tossed off to relax when I got home. Enjoyable, but slow. Took a awhile to come again. Not that I mind that on my day off.

Wank number five: I went for a run, and got back horny. I was barely inside the house before my cock was poking out my running shorts. I really went all out for it. Spunked up very quickly, but only a little juice. My cock was just slightly sore then, but nothing to bad. A slight redness to the spot where my thumb usually is on the foreskin.